Good day, community. I have a purely hypothetical question: is there any system in place for the anonymous shipping of objects across worlds?

Should you answer, I thank you for your time.

[The apparent subject of this video: a lone keyboard at a desk.

But after a moment, something pulls itself up to it (with visible effort): a... pink blob wearing a monocle. The thing attempts to write a message...]


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Today, I have seen a number of "heroic" individuals begging for acknowledgement and recognition. To those, I say this: what right do you have to demand such things, when I am the one in dire lack of them?

I am Shelly de Killer, the third heir to the name and, undoubtedly, the best in the business. For months, this community has embarrassed me, ( Read more... )

[Three. There are three Shellys! HAA HAA HAA.

The two older ones - that is, the one you're used to seeing at DDD and a slightly older one who not only appears to have some sort of injury but also even more white hair in his crazy fauxhauk - are cheerfully chatting it up; the much younger one, who would probably be unrecogniseable save for the shape ( Read more... )

[Today, the community brings you... a video of Shelly sleeping. How riveting.

Oh, he's waking up now. Great. And now he's looking for... something. Even though it's not immediately obvious to the viewer, he is, in fact, looking for his monocle, which is supposed to be on his bedside table. But nope, nothing there. He'll just have to go through his ( Read more... )

[This is probably an accidental post, considering there's not much going on besides Shelly, sitting comfortably on his sofa, watching some old black-and-white movie. The magic DDD camera then decides it wants to focus on the TV, so you get a close-up shot of said film ( Read more... )

... It appears that I am being forced to post. Why now, of all times?! My last post was in... Oh. June.

Well, I... am not very sure what to say. This is terrible. This is all manners of terrible and risky and potentially humiliating. Why must I have no work to do today?... Aha. I know precisely how to keep my mind occupied.

The average human skeleton ( Read more... )

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

You've been hearing about it, 'n even without some magic thought virus I know it's been on yer minds!

So here it is, a little preview for the best action-packed, hard-boiled, high-brow, mysterious, sexy, romantic, magical combat butler movie you ever saw! I'll be able to hear how impressed you are anyway, so just go ahead and ( Read more... )

 [Well, Greed certainly is looking dignified today. Sitting straight on a chair, tapping his fingers, no booze in sight...]

... As should be obvious, I am not Greed.

The real Mr. Greed will doubtlessly attempt numerous ludicrous deeds while in possession of my body. I would like to advise you all not to obey his whims; if not for my sake, then for ( Read more... )

I want this community to disappear from my life. Not because of the viruses, or the unbearable lack of privacy - although those two are largely contributing factors.

I want it to be gone because it has made me feel far too much.